This Guy

This is the stupidity I am facing this week. A man who has more nicknames than sense. A man who goes to sleep at parties and writes on himself to preempt anyone else from doing it. A man who likes his girlfriend's teams more than he likes his own. A man who once puked on his shoes while sitting down then dropped his hat into said puke and put it back on. A man who wears XXXXXL, which for most in this league is not a big deal but for me (a skinny fuck) is worth noting. I hope your team plays better since you panicked traded one of your best players this week I hope you eat shit and die.