If I lose to this guy's kid....

I may just kill myself

RUN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! RUN!

Mick, Andre Johnson's leg had nothing to do with this:



Or this:



Or Wes Welker's part in this:



So save your "If Andre hadn't gotten hurt!" bullshit for someone who doesn't watch football.

Who pooped the bed?

Did I mention I hate fantasy football?  Not one fucking touchdown from all my position players!

My Team is Ready, Mick...

Have your team in my locker room tomorrow night right after the Monday Night game ends.

This Guy

This is the stupidity I am facing this week. A man who has more nicknames than sense. A man who goes to sleep at parties and writes on himself to preempt anyone else from doing it. A man who likes his girlfriend's teams more than he likes his own. A man who once puked on his shoes while sitting down then dropped his hat into said puke and put it back on. A man who wears XXXXXL, which for most in this league is not a big deal but for me (a skinny fuck) is worth noting. I hope your team plays better since you panicked traded one of your best players this week I hope you eat shit and die.

My Halloween Costume

Maybe you'll join me, Mick, and dress up like a head coach too...

I'm so glad I joined this blog!

So I log on for the first time and what do I see? A donkey dick and some dude butt shaking. Thanks guys!

Is that a chick getting fucked by a live donkey?

NO!