If I lose to this guy's kid....

I may just kill myself

RUN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! RUN!

Mick, Andre Johnson's leg had nothing to do with this:



Or this:



Or Wes Welker's part in this:



So save your "If Andre hadn't gotten hurt!" bullshit for someone who doesn't watch football.

Who pooped the bed?

Did I mention I hate fantasy football?  Not one fucking touchdown from all my position players!

My Team is Ready, Mick...

Have your team in my locker room tomorrow night right after the Monday Night game ends.